My Theory of the UniverseYou are about to be transported to a very strange world, read on if youdare! The planet you are on is a giant disco ball, rotating clockwise. (Earth)This disco ball is in a place that has two stories. It is on the first storyceiling, but the ceiling is made of glass so the disco ball can be seen fromboth floors. The walls of the room are black. There is a big yellow spotlightin one corner of the room that slowly moves up and down. (Sun) There is anotherspotlight in the opposite corner, but this one is white and has a rotatingfilter to block some of the light out. (Moon) This filter starts at one end ofthe light, works its way across, and then works its way back. (Phases of theMoon) There are many spots on the walls of the room that are just reflectionsoff of the disco ball. (Stars) These spots seem to form different patterns onthe walls and move along with the disco ball, but not always at the same rate.
(Constellations) There are two very shy people in the room that sometimes leavethe room. When they are in the room they stand by the walls and always wink forsome reason, so all we can see of them is one of their eyes. (Mercury & Venus)Then there are three very weird people in the room that are always in the middleof the room doing the Waltz. They do this some how by themselves and they toare always winking. They are sometimes on the first floor and sometimes on thesecond floor. (Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn) There is also one guy dressed in awhite polyester leisure suit, gold chains, and rings dancing to “Stayin’ Alive.”(comet) It seems as though everyone in the universe hears their own music. Heis only in the room for a little bit; he makes his way across the room thenleaves, he must get tired really quick! Sometimes when he is dancing or evenwhen you can not see him dancing, (must have forgot his gold chains) somehow heloses a ring because we can see it fly across the sky. (shooting star) Thenthere are two people, one directly below the ball and one directly above theball when they are there. They both dress in silver lamay (shiny stuff) thatmakes all different colors that we can see. (Northern/Southern Lights)Occasionally some stupid guy stands in front of one of the spotlights andblocks it out. He only does this until someone kicks him out and someone alwaysdoes. (Eclipse) Then sometimes we receive things from this party on our ball wethink that it is the people’s dandruff that as been floating in the room andsettles on our ball. (Meteorites) There is also a place in the room where alarge number of people are standing and you can see all their eyes reflectingoff the ball. Finally there is one guy who stands in the room and holds up alighter so the band will continue to play. He only does this when he thinks theband is going to stop and when they start playing again he stops and vanishesfrom sight. (Supernova)
